Ooooooooo hurzoooor tera tera tera suroooooorrrrrrrrrrrr Aakhir maine himesh bhaiya ki film dekh he li (Finally I watched Himesh’s film) haha

Ok, enough of crap, let me talk more about the movie…

Story: It was like plain vanilla ice cream with lots of chocolate souse and toppings. Well, yea, it may look yummy but when you actually taste it, you will feel like not having it again. Got it? In simple words, stale story with lots of style and glamour.

Bus, enough now.. ab story shuru hoti hai HINDI mein… (*** SPOILERS AHEAD, whole story in Hindi ***)

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Himesh bhai ek popular singer hai, bhai ki style ekdum sahi hai, solid do – teen gaadi aur motorcycle aati hai protection ke liye, bhai apna dukhi thopda leke show karte hai, bhai ke paas sab kuch hai sirf pyar he nahi hai… phir ek din bhai ko ek ladki dikhti hai gunde ke paas, bhai usko apni style se chudate hai aur saala automatic bhai ke kaan mein bhajan shuru.. aila.. bhai ko pyar ho gayela hai wo ladki se.. bus aur kya.. bhai pura din apne he dhun mein gaane gaate rahe.. sapne dekhte rahe par saala ek din bhai ke sir pe aata hai khun ka ilzam.. bhai gaye jail mein.. bhai ko pata nahi khun kisne kiya, bhai rote rahe, purane lamho ko yaad karte rahe..

Udhar ladki ke baap ne bol diya, chal beta teri shaadi Anil se hogi, Himesh bhai ne tereko dhoka diya hai.. bhai ko ye pata chala… bhai ko aaya rona aur gussa, bhai bhag gaye jail se… bhai ko ab apne aap ko bekasur sabit karna tha.. to bhai idhar udhar bhagte hai.. fir kya.. bhai ko suboot mil gaya.. but apna taklu villain, usne apni hone wali bhabhi ko kiya kidnap.. bhai kya karte, bhabhi ke liye suboot de diye.. bhabhi bhai ke bahon mein aa gayi.. dono ro rahe hai.. yede log, mein hota to bhaag jaata usko leke.. bus rona khatam hua nahi aur aa gayi German police.. (ha filim ka shooting pura Germany mein hua tha) bhai wapis back to pavilion, police ki gaadi mein but saala ye kya.. apne mumbai ke rikshawale riksha leke police ke saamne aa gaye.. ha bhai Germany mein  aaye hue the hamare riksha wale.. bus unlogo ne police ko thoda idhar udhar dance karwaya, bhai ko mauka mil gaya aur bhag gaye..

Phir bhai gaye taklu ko maarne, thodi bahot car bir ki chasing ki aur fir taklu ke saath baat cheet pe utre.. aur phir taklu ne bola, ha meine khun kiya tha tera mask pehnke bol ab kya karega.. bhai ki to chandi… saala sab record kar liya bhai ne, fultu video ke saath.. mere ko bhi nahi pata kaisa kiya..par bus kar diya bhai ne jaadu se.

Ab problem ye hai ki..hamari bhabhi to mandap mein baithi hai na shaadi ke liye.. par saala ye kya.. Germany ke mandap mein TV bhi hota hai.. sabne bhai ko TV pe dekha aur bhabhi to khush.. mera Himesh bekusur hai…

Aur kya…bhabhi bhai ki ho gayi..

But saala apne ko pata nahi chala mera time kyon khoti kiya aapne bhai..meine aisi picture bahot baar dekhi hai..bhai ye acchi baat nahi hai..

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OK, enough of Hindi overdose. Basically the movie is about HR getting arrested for murdering a TV journalist and how he proves that he is innocent. It is more like a story which we have watched zillion times in the past. The only difference here is, they have added lot of style and glamour to it. But I guess that’s not gonna help because the main base itself is weak. Poor screenplay, poor story and it was bad to see Himesh acting. The best part in movie was the Cinematography, just superb. The songs were good too but they ended up being overdose of Himesh. Other singers would have been a better choice. The climax of the movie was pathetic, Indian rickshaw drivers in Germany, fighting with the cops and Himesh runs away, what can be worse than this. Even the ending scenes were bad, actually whole 2nd half was bad. I am still trying to figure out why was Mehbooba song added in the end, Himesh should be dancing with Hansika, why they had shown him with Mallika? Bad, poor direction I should say.

Okay, let’s sum up the movie.

Acting:

Himesh should stop acting, he is good as music director. Most of the times in the movie, he was in single expression. He laughed couple of times in the movie but that was again pathetic.

Hansika – she looked very cute but she looked very young too. Come’ on she is just 15. Let her finish her 10th first. lol I was really hoping her to be shown as daughter of Himesh rather than his girlfriend. But she was good, better than others.

Rest – Mallika was a royal waste, Shravan guy was good. Rest of the actors were OK, nothing to be noted of.

Music: Good music but too many songs, and all of them were sung by Himesh, so it was kind of overdose. Selecting other singers would have helped a lot.

So overall, I would give this movie 1.5 out of 5. Don’t watch it even if you are a Himesh fan. But yea, DO watch it if you are planning for Germany trip and want some trial run. “A grade” cinematography.

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