Boo, I am shivering, sweating…please help me…I don’t want to be here alone in the dark..in front of this computer…please take me out of this hell…I can hear some sound…someone is keep on coming front of my face…on this computer screen….please help me…please help me…. Well, that’s not me…but this is what Ram Gopal Varma (RGV) might be expecting people to react after watching the so called “Horror” movie….I guess he was expecting this movie to be horror and it came out as collection of stupid stories which kept expression of the people same throughout i.e. straigh face without any expressions….

I returned from the movie couple of hours back, I knew that the movie would be bad but I did not expect it to be so stupid and boring…

The movie is about 5 school kids going out in jungle and one of them boasting of not being afraid of ghosts….they get into one Haveli where they meet an old lady who tells them 5 different stories and kids die one by one after hearing the stories…

The first story is about a professor (Amitabh Bacchan) and student (Ritesh Deshukh), professor sees someone in the mirror who tries to be professor…

2nd story is about…hmm hmm…leave it…no point in describing..it’s all bunch of crap and stupid stories which always keeps you thinking, “That’s it, did they miss the ending part??”

Ok, time to warp it up….

Stories..Pick one -  Sunil Shetty, Rajpal Yadav was worst… (rest were bad but this one was worst :D)

Acting…Pick one – Rajpal Yadav was worst…

Music…Pick one – It had only one song, so that was the worst one 😀

So what say…how was the whole movie? P A T H E T I C and what about stars? 0 stars out of 5 (Boo…bhoot stole all my stars)